Ex-president Sharples caught red handed rock throwing.
16 Sep 2009, 11:35am Posted by Pres
Click to enlarge photo.BREAKING NEWS
SOUTH Korean police, in one of their more heavyweight cases, are investigating whether a zoo elephant threw a stone at a woman visitor.
The woman, known as Ms Kim, told police she was visiting the zoo at the Children's Grand Park in southeast Seoul on Monday when she noticed an elephant picking up a stone with its trunk.
After she turned away from 35-year-old Taesani, she was hit on the back of her head by a large stone, several newspapers reported.
She reported the incident to police in Gwangjin district who began an investigation.
They found that the scene of the alleged assault was out of range of security cameras.
"Though Ms Kim believes the elephant threw a stone at her, it's hard to conclude that the elephant attacked her since there are neither witnesses nor evidence,'' Dong-A Ilbo newspaper quoted a police source as saying. Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/elephant-a-suspect-in-rock-throwing-case/story-e6frf7k6-1225774855212
In his fury at Australian Rules minnow South Korea's inability to challenge the greatest AFL team on the planet the Lao Elephants, inaugural founding father and President, Sharples has been caught throwing rocks at South Korean Tourists.
NB People may ask how they could not know it was him all along, however it has been well documented on this site of Sharples' close resemblance to an Elephant. When he formed the Lao Elephants he had his ears surgically enlarged (just look at them), and rumours have it that after the recent successful Asian Championships he and ex Coach Hasset went via Na Na Palace in Bangkok to have their trunks enlarged as well. Current President Fenner has offered to travel to Na Na Palace with sexitary general Snakes next weekend to investigate. More news to follow...
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